"Most of the time I don’t have much fun. The rest of the time I don’t have any fun at all." ― Woody Allen Topic(s): Time More From Woody Allen "My one regret in life is that I am not someone else." "His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy." "The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small." More In Time "We should not say that one man’s hour is worth another man’s hour, but rather that one man during an hour is worth just as much as another man during an hour. Time is everything, man is nothing: he is at the most time’s carcass."― Karl Marx "Time is the longest distance between two places."― Tennessee Williams "We praise a man who feels angry on the right grounds and against the right persons and also in the right manner at the right moment and for the right length of time."― Aristotle