"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank." ― Woody Allen Topic(s): God Tags: would More From Woody Allen "On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down ." "Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage." "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?" More In God "They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes, beautiful shoes."― Imelda Marcos "God appoints our graces to be nurses to other men’s weaknesses."― Henry Ward Beecher "O God, O God, how weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable seem to me all the uses of this world!"― William Shakespeare