"If my films make one more person miserable, I’ll feel I have done my job." ― Woody Allen Topic(s): Funny Tags: films More From Woody Allen "I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose." "I failed to make the chess team because of my height." "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?" More In Funny "One of the things that’s great about New York is that it is not a one-industry town. It has education, academia, the service industry, arts, publishing, theater, politics, fashion, finance, as well as movie-making."― Sarah Jessica Parker "Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something."― Michael Pollan "I don’t mean to be funny."― Yogi Berra