"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose." ― Woody Allen Topic(s): Thankful Tags: laughter, thankful More From Woody Allen "I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys." "If my films don’t show a profit, I know I’m doing something right." "I think being funny is not anyone’s first choice." More In Thankful "I bless God for this retirement: I never was more thankful for any thing than I have been of late for the necessity I am under of self-denial in many respects."― David Brainerd "I want to let my fans get to know a little about me. I’m very thankful for everything they’ve done for me so, of course, I’m going to let them into my world a bit. But I really am a very private person, and I love kepping my life to myself – that’s how I’ve always been."― Vanessa Hudgens "Maybe I’m genetically more inclined to music – but the music I make is so far removed from Indian classical music. I grew up in Texas!"― Norah Jones