"Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats." ― Woody Allen Topic(s): Home Tags: basically, immature More From Woody Allen "On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down ." "His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy." "I am two with nature." More In Home "I hardly ever go out when I’m home."― Brooke Burke "When I come home, it’s about my kid, who needs to eat, needs to do homework, and needs to get to basketball. I don’t have a lot of time to think about me."― Taraji P. Henson "The only instrument I can play is piano. Whenever I make songs at home, I play the piano and make them on the piano."― Yoko Ono