"Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose." ― Woodrow Wilson Topic(s): Sports More From Woodrow Wilson "It is like writing history with lightning and my only regret is that it is all so terribly true." "The world must be made safe for democracy. Its peace must be planted upon the tested foundations of political liberty." "Neutrality is a negative word. It does not express what America ought to feel. We are not trying to keep out of trouble; we are trying to preserve the foundations on which peace may be rebuilt." More In Sports "Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five."― Paul Harvey "I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress."― Dave Chappelle "Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught."― Ambrose Bierce