More From Winston Churchill
- "I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
- "If you have an important point to make, don’t try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time – a tremendous whack."
- "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter."
More In Humor
- "Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly."― Jonathan Swift
- "My dad’s a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again."― Natalie Portman
- "We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor."― Bobby Clarke