More From Wilson Mizner
- "The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you’re in."
- "The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away."
- "All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long."