"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer." ― Will Rogers Topic(s): Age Tags: country More From Will Rogers "Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven’t had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln." "I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts." "The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That’s one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living." More In Age "Death comes not to the living soul, nor age to the loving heart."― Phoebe Cary "Everyone knows that by far the happiest and universally enjoyable age of man is the first. What is there about babies which makes us hug and kiss and fondle them, so that even an enemy would give them help at that age?"― Desiderius Erasmus "In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us."― Beverly Sills