"There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you." ― Will Rogers Topic(s): Graduation Tags: being, there, trick More From Will Rogers "Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save." "This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer." "On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does." More In Graduation "I’m not impressed by someone’s degree… I’m impressed by them making movies."― Richard King "It’s such a thrilling part about being in a relationship at a young age, and all your feelings are apocalyptic, all your emotions are so huge."― Marc Webb "Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."― Erma Bombeck