"Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you." ― Wendy Liebman Topic(s): Marriage More From Wendy Liebman "My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father." "I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately know she’s worked twice as hard to get there, she’s had to prove that she can be the leader, first, and then be funny on top of it. She has to emit a confidence that she’s in control." "I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw ‘How to be a Stand-up Comedian,’ it resonated. I realized I’d rather make 200 people laugh than make one person cry." More In Marriage "In a sacred ground like marriage, you find yourself out of it at certain times for reasons unknown that can be destructive. There could be a demon that kind of comes out and overtakes you."― David Boreanaz "They should regard me as what I am. I am a spiritual leader and teacher."― Louis Farrakhan "I say I never wanna get married. I feel trapped with the idea of marriage. How can you really be with somebody forever? I’d get bored! As I get older, I don’t settle. I’d rather tell somebody ‘This is what I want – take it or leave it.’"― Amanda Bynes