"Women are like elephants. I like to look at ’em, but I wouldn’t want to own one." ― W. C. Fields Topic(s): Women More From W. C. Fields "Sleep – the most beautiful experience in life – except drink." "Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water." "A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money." More In Women "I think I am really irreverent and I pretty much just talk to and about men the way men talk to and about women."― Kesha "I am not a sexy woman, I’m not beautiful, I’m not a sex kitten, I don’t flirt with people, yet I’ve been tagged more of sex symbol than women who truly are and I that’s solely because I don’t reveal too much: people are curious."― Shirley Manson "I don’t think balance is something you get from someone else; it’s something women have to find from within. For me, finding balance is still a work in progress."― Rachel Weisz