"Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch." ― W. C. Fields Topic(s): Best More From W. C. Fields "When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty." "The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep." "Women are like elephants. I like to look at ’em, but I wouldn’t want to own one." More In Best "To say that a work of art is good, but incomprehensible to the majority of men, is the same as saying of some kind of food that it is very good but that most people can’t eat it."― Leo Tolstoy "This is the great reward of service, to live, far out and on, in the life of others; this is the mystery of Christ, – to give life’s best for such high sake that it shall be found again unto life eternal."― Joshua Chamberlain "I enjoy jokes, smiling, and making people smile. I may be a little different, but that’s OK, who wants to be normal anyway?"― Tim Duncan