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- "I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me."― Elayne Boosler
- "It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether."― Johnny Vegas
- "I remember listening to the radio as a kid and finding that the songs always made me feel more peaceful. Funny, but the more hurtin’ the music was, the better it made me feel. I think of that now when I write my songs. I may not be feelin’ the blues myself, but I’m writing them for other people who have a hard life."― Chris Isaak