More From Tina Fey
- "Most of the time you’re too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, ‘I work at “Saturday Night Live,” and that is so cool."
- "A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby’s temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who’s boss."
- "An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women’s Affairs. Man, who’d she have to show here ankles to to get that job?"
More In Respect
- "I think most organizations have an interest in key recovery, at least with respect to stored data."― Dorothy Denning
- "I don’t have any respect at all for the scum-bags who went to Canada to avoid the draft or to avoid doing their fair share."― R. Lee Ermey
- "Never dress down for the poor. They won’t respect you for it. They want their First Lady to look like a million dollars."― Imelda Marcos