More From Tim Vine
- "So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said ‘Who’s speaking please?’ And a voice said ‘You are.’"
- "People ask ‘do you make a conscious effort not to swear?’ – if you’re doing silly stuff you’re not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway."
- "Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it’s Colin."
More In Positive
- "I believe that smaller government is better government. But I also believe that in the areas where government does play a legitimate role, we should demand that it is done better."― Scott Walker
- "I don’t like to read about myself, whether it be positive or negative."― Chloe Sevigny
- "I was so lucky to walk away with two Super Bowls and know that the last year was positive."― John Elway