More From Tim Allen
- "In my experience, it’s all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers."
- "I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive."
- "In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship."
More In Best
- "I invested, and I protected myself, so I enjoy that freedom."― Thomas Haden Church
- "My favorite parts of work as an actor and a director are those unplanned mistakes that do happen, because it’s like catching lightning in a bottle. It’s the best part of what we do."― David Duchovny
- "Autumn wins you best by this its mute appeal to sympathy for its decay."― Robert Browning