More From Tim Allen
- "Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive."
- "My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance."
- "Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they’re fun, they do things together, they’re best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom."
More In Business
- "Government “help” to business is just as disastrous as government persecution… the only way a government can be of service to national prosperity is by keeping its hands off."― Ayn Rand
- "To me, business isn’t about wearing suits or pleasing stockholders. It’s about being true to yourself, your ideas and focusing on the essentials."― Richard Branson
- "Government’s role should be only to keep the playing field level, and to work hand in hand with business on issues such as employment. But beyond this, to as great an extent as possible, it should get the hell out of the way."― Jesse Ventura