"It’s always an interesting experience for a politician to be heard in silence, I have to say." ― Theresa May Topic(s): Funny Tags: always, experience, interesting More From Theresa May "The universities have got a job here as well in making sure that people actually understand that we’re open for university students coming into the U.K. There’s a job here not just for the government, I think there’s a job for the universities as well to make sure that people know that we are open." "We’ve got a first class leader at the moment. David Cameron is dealing with the issues that he was left by the last government very well indeed." "I’m not someone who feels anger on particular issues." More In Funny "Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren’t about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that."― Ice Cube "Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I."― Oscar Levant "So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I haven’t realised."― Emily Mortimer