More From Ted Allen
- "You know the great irony is that people think you have to have money to enjoy fine food, which is a shame."
- "I really have a great deal of humility in that department, and a great deal of respect for people who spend their lives learning how to make these amazing preparations."
- "Jay Leno is not a guy who likes change. He eats the same food every day."
More In Funny
- "I was certain I was going to do something in sports."― Tyler Christopher
- "It’s the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up."― Dan Castellaneta
- "The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he’s still as funny as he’s ever been, and he’s still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I’ll still be able to work."― Denis Leary