"If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner." ― Tallulah Bankhead Topic(s): Funny More From Tallulah Bankhead "Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don’t have time." "(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car." "The less I behave like Whistler’s mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after." More In Funny "What’s funny about that is when I was writing Twilight just for myself and not thinking of it as a book, I was not thinking about publishing, and yet at the same time I was casting it in my head. Because when I read books, I see them very visually."― Stephenie Meyer "Be obscure clearly."― E. B. White "It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time."― Olivia Munn