"I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time."
― Steven Wright
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More In Time
- "I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven’t tried that for a while. Maybe this time it’ll work."― George Carlin
- "I’m still a Welsh girl at heart so I’m staying in the U.K. for the Olympics, it’s such an exciting time for Britain so it’s amazing to be a part of it."― Katherine Jenkins
- "I have the loving support of my girlfriend who still attends Wake Forest and is nearing graduation. She helps me cope with the everyday rigors of being an NBA player."― Tim Duncan