"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car." ― Steven Wright Topic(s): Car More From Steven Wright "I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done." "I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ‘Happy Birthday.’" "I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near the place." More In Car "If your album sells, that’s cool, more people find out about you, more people get turned on to what we’re really about-which is a live rock and roll band."― Nikki Sixx "I’m not gonna ride home in the car. I’ll wait for Randy. I think I’ll get home quicker."― Patsy Cline "A car to pick me up every day, a chair with my name on it, everybody being very polite… what can you do except sit back and watch it all, try to take it all in?"― Charles Dance