"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five." ― Steven Wright Topic(s): Legal More From Steven Wright "I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone." "There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators." "I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near the place." More In Legal "When I started law school I was shocked to learn that our legal system traditionally had the man as the head and master of the family. As late as the ’70s and ’80s when we were fighting for the Equal Rights Amendment, states like Louisiana still had a head and master law."― Patricia Ireland "Upon the Constitution, upon the pre-existing legal rights of the People, as understood in this country and in England, I have argued that this House is bound to revive the Petition under debate."― Caleb Cushing "All the legal action I’ve taken against newspapers has had a massively positive effect on my life and achieved exactly what I wanted, which is privacy and non-harassment."― Sienna Miller