"Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country." ― Steven Wright Topic(s): Funny More From Steven Wright "What’s another word for Thesaurus?" "Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time." "I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five." More In Funny "Never put a sock in a toaster."― Eddie Izzard "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."― Groucho Marx "Sex is funny and love is serious."― Stephan Jenkins