"I can speak Esperanto like a native." ― Spike Milligan Topic(s): Funny More From Spike Milligan "I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge." "It was a perfect marriage. She didn’t want to and he couldn’t." "My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic." More In Funny "I’m not a comedian. I’m an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion."― Anthony Anderson "Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself."― Cathy Guisewite "I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me."― Dylan Moran