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― Scott Adams
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Birthday
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- "You don’t argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn’t eat candy for dinner. You don’t punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don’t argue when a women tells you she’s only making 80 cents to your dollar. It’s the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles."
- "Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge."
- "Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion."
More In Birthday
- "For the youth, the indignation of most things will just surge as each birthday passes."― Chris Evans
- "I’m amazed. When I was 40, I thought I’d never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything."― Gloria Stuart
- "I love having my birthday at Australia Zoo."― Bindi Irwin