"It doesn’t take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation." ― Scott Adams Topic(s): Nature Tags: doesn, people More From Scott Adams "Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let’s face it, a hamster with Alzheimer’s could make those kind of numbers. It’s great work if you can get it." "In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn’t have to ride around with jerks." "You don’t argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn’t eat candy for dinner. You don’t punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don’t argue when a women tells you she’s only making 80 cents to your dollar. It’s the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles." More In Nature "Abused patience turns to fury."― Thomas Fuller "We do not see nature with our eyes, but with our understandings and our hearts."― William Hazlitt "There is no sea more dangerous than the ocean of practical politics none in which there is more need of good pilotage and of a single, unfaltering purpose when the waves rise high."― Thomas Huxley