More From Satchel Paige
- "Don’t pray when it rains if you don’t pray when the sun shines."
- "Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don’t move."
- "Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money."
More In Funny
- "I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn’t?"― Paul Merton
- "Think about what people are doing on Facebook today. They’re keeping up with their friends and family, but they’re also building an image and identity for themselves, which in a sense is their brand. They’re connecting with the audience that they want to connect to. It’s almost a disadvantage if you’re not on it now."― Mark Zuckerberg
- "My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger."― Billy Connolly