"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." ― Sacha Guitry Topic(s): Funny Tags: steals More From Sacha Guitry "The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place." "Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness." "The best way to turn a woman’s head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile." More In Funny "I allow a lot of room for improvisation and funny stuff. I always feel planned."― Michael Bay "Progress was all right. Only it went on too long."― James Thurber "I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic… That to me was funny."― Christopher Meloni