"I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I’ve done my job." ― Roseanne Barr Topic(s): Power Tags: figure More From Roseanne Barr "My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel." "Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself." "As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I’ve done my job." More In Power "The problem is I am both a procrastinator and a power junkie, so I am very frustrating to work with."― Alton Brown "The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law."― Jeremy Bentham "I’ve worked with many directors, good ones and bad ones. So if I have a chance to work the good ones, I better put myself in their hands, and trust them, because that’s my big opportunity to be different, and to be better than usual."― Thomas Kretschmann