"Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours."
― Ronald Reagan
Topic(s):
Funny
More From Ronald Reagan
- "The taxpayer – that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination."
- "Within the covers of the Bible are the answers for all the problems men face."
- "I’ve never been able to understand why a Republican contributor is a ‘fat cat’ and a Democratic contributor of the same amount of money is a ‘public-spirited philanthropist’."
More In Funny
- "I don’t believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It’s funny because it’s ridiculous and it’s ridiculous for different reasons at different times."― Jackie Mason
- "I just heard a very funny story about somebody who died yesterday, I’m sorry to say so but it was so absurd that you can’t help laughing. And the person that was concerned about that story was laughing too."― Sophie Marceau
- "I always like to watch comics and it’s interesting that you can tell if someone’s funny in 10 seconds."― Christopher Walken