"Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement." ― Ronald Reagan Topic(s): Funny Tags: before, refuse More From Ronald Reagan "The most terrifying words in the English language are: I’m from the government and I’m here to help." "One way to make sure crime doesn’t pay would be to let the government run it." "All great change in America begins at the dinner table." More In Funny "If you think something’s funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty."― Olivia Munn "You know, I’ve always thought that it would be really funny if somebody made a romantic comedy where absolutely everything went well from beginning to end."― Fiona Apple "The audience changes every night. You’re the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh."― Joe Rogan