More From Ron White
- "Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane."
- "The next time you have a thought… let it go."
- "There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong."
More In Funny
- "The real metric of success isn’t the size of your bank account. It’s the number of lives in whom you might be able to make a positive difference."― Naveen Jain
- "The commentary track became a lot like the movie and there are some funny, long, awkward pauses that you can tell we’re just trying to find stuff to say. None of us had gotten to really talk about the movie until that moment and they were in New York and we were in L.A."― Jay Roach
- "Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you’re interested in being funny, New York is the place to go."― Dave Chappelle