"Yeah, I know I’m ugly… I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’"
― Rodney Dangerfield
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God
More From Rodney Dangerfield
- "We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together."
- "At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can’t."
- "I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table."
More In God
- "If you have men who will exclude any of God’s creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men."― Francis of Assisi
- "In my country of South Africa, we struggled for years against the evil system of apartheid that divided human beings, children of the same God, by racial classification and then denied many of them fundamental human rights."― Desmond Tutu
- "More are the names of God and infinite are the forms through which He may be approached. In whatever name and form you worship Him, through them you will realise Him."― Ramakrishna