"My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive." ― Rodney Dangerfield Topic(s): Car More From Rodney Dangerfield "I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap." "I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get." "It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass." More In Car "The only way people are going to change their car buying habits, and the only way government will get behind alternatively fueled vehicles, is if gasoline prices continue to go up."― Alexandra Paul "To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.”"― Rita Rudner "I sing both in my shower and in my car, mostly in my car, because I have this weird thing – whenever I’m singing to the radio – my friends kind of hate it – but I pick out the harmonies in my head, and I’m singing the harmonies to the tracks and I’m jamming it out."― Paul McDonald