More From Rodney Dangerfield
- "My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home."
- "I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."
- "I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."
More In Morning
- "‘The Panorama’ is also the last place anywhere in New York where the World Trade Center still stands, whole, as it stood in the early morning of September 11. I can also see the corner where I saw the first tower fall and howled out loud. Seeing the buildings again here is uplifting, healing."― Jerry Saltz
- "The results of this survey are shocking and should be a wake-up call to men and women that drinking and smoking too much not only gives you a bad headache in the morning but can affect your ability to start a family."― Ann Robinson
- "Prince used to call me up 3am in the morning and invite me to hear some of his new songs."― Sheena Easton