"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." ― Rodney Dangerfield Topic(s): Sports More From Rodney Dangerfield "My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was." "Yeah, I know I’m ugly… I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’" "I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof." More In Sports "The Women’s Sports Foundation holds a unique position in developing opportunities for girls and women of all abilities to be active whether recreationally or competitively, and I’m excited to help lead the organization to impact even more lives. It is an honor to continue to build the legacy created by Billie Jean King and all of our leaders."― Angela Ruggiero "The simple fact is this: they are foreigners inside a country which has rejected them. Therefore, these foreigners wherever they go or travel they will be rained down with bullets from everyone. Attacks by members of the resistance will only go up."― Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf "He has the finest, fundamentally sound golf swing I’ve ever seen."― Jack Nicklaus