More From Rodney Dangerfield
- "I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table."
- "My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home."
- "I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."
More In Family
- "I always wanted my music to influence the life you were living emotionally – with your family, your lover, your wife, and, at a certain point, with your children."― Bruce Springsteen
- "It never occurred to me that I wouldn’t go to college and have a career – as well as a family – of my own. Both my parents, but especially my mother, encouraged me and led me to believe that it was possible."― Dee Dee Myers
- "I sometimes wonder if the tragedies my family has suffered are a kind of karmic price for all the fame and fortune the Bee Gees have had."― Robin Gibb