"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."
― Rodney Dangerfield
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- "Man is always more than he can know of himself; consequently, his accomplishments, time and again, will come as a surprise to him."― Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
- "I’m finding myself really angry over spending and the deficit. I’m finding myself really angry over what’s happening in the Middle East, the decision to stay in Afghanistan indefinitely. I’m angry about cap and trade. And I’ve been on record for a long time on the failed war on drugs."― Gary Johnson
- "Having experienced everything you don’t want in a partner over time, it starts to narrow down to what you actually do want."― Jennifer Aniston