"What I do now is all my dad’s fault, because he bought me a guitar as a boy, for no apparent reason." ― Rod Stewart Topic(s): Dad More From Rod Stewart "Everybody sung in my family." "If there’s one thing I’ve learned about women, which I try to pass on to my boys, it’s listening. Listen to the other side of the story first." "Half the battle is selling music, not singing it. It’s the image, not what you sing." More In Dad "I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, “You’re gonna have to move, you’re blocking a fire exit.” As though if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you’re flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."― Mitch Hedberg "I object to a legal approach when settling questions of science or scientific behavior."― Serge Lang "Dad built houses and when they were sold, he moved on to a new town, so I know a lot about my native state."― Gerald McRaney