More From Robert Orben
- "Love is so confusing – you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!"
- "Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?"
- "Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."
More In Fitness
- "You’d think I’d have been happiest in my life playing music in front of 50,000 people at Gillette Stadium. But let me tell you, it’s an odd feeling to feel alone in the spotlight."― Kenny Chesney
- "I can’t eat whatever I want, definitely not. I’m always controlled because I do a lot of fitness and triathlons, not just Formula One, so I always make sure I eat the right things."― Jenson Button
- "If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron."― Lee Trevino