"Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get." ― Robert Orben Topic(s): Food More From Robert Orben "Don’t think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success." "Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years." "Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work." More In Food "I do not need the idea of God to explain the world I live in."― Salman Rushdie "The freedom to be an individual is the essence of America."― Marilyn vos Savant "Becoming famous and selling a lot of records doesn’t change a thing."― Macy Gray