"Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected." ― Robert Orben Topic(s): Funny More From Robert Orben "Don’t think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success." "Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get." "Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work." More In Funny "I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career."― Gloria Steinem "It’s funny that there was so much disturbance about having a Catholic in the White House with Kennedy, and when we finally get a religion in the White House that’s causing a lot of conflicts, and concerns, and disturbances for a lot of people, it’s in the Bush Administration."― Roger Ebert "It was really cool to work with Dakota Fanning. I’ve watched her grow up and I’ve always loved her films, loved her. It was amazing working with someone who was American as well, because obviously it’s going to be a different energy straightaway. We got on really well; she’s so professional and hardworking."― Kaya Scodelario