More From Robert Orben
- "In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee – or laugh."
- "I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
- "Quit worrying about your health. It will go away."
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- "I will do my best. That is all I can do. I ask for your help – and God’s."― Lyndon B. Johnson
- "I’m doing a very funny show in which we talk about issues. I speak at Aids charities and things. It’s great to do something fun with our days and yet we’re told we’re doing something important."― Eric McCormack
- "If it’s inappropriate to write about, if there’s nothing funny about it, then it’s not funny."― Calvin Trillin