"Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards." ― Robert Orben Topic(s): Society More From Robert Orben "Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work." "Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get." "I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it ‘arm around the shoulder’ humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It’s mean, mean stuff." More In Society "Imagine how wicked society would be if the fear of God and the fear of civil law were both completely removed."― Ray Comfort "A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity."― Ralph Nader "Women with money and women in power are two uncomfortable ideas in our society."― Candace Bushnell