"Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years." ― Robert Orben Topic(s): Humor More From Robert Orben "Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it’s filled with wisdom. Sometimes it’s filled with feet." "A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success." "I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it ‘arm around the shoulder’ humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It’s mean, mean stuff." More In Humor "My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the Mystery section, sometimes in the Humor department, and occasionally even in the Literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding."― Carl Hiaasen "The secret to humor is surprise."― Aristotle "You may not like the humor, but that is why every radio has an on-off button."― Mel Karmazin