"Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?"
― Robert Orben
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Politics
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- "Love is so confusing – you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!"
More In Politics
- "We’ll take the cake with the red cherry on top."― Navjot Singh Sidhu
- "People, not just reporters, are more interested in politics than in government, so the actual issues wouldn’t be something that interested them."― Calvin Trillin
- "People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life."― Mark Ruffalo