"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success."
― Robert Orben
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Graduation
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- "Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards."
- "Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it’s filled with wisdom. Sometimes it’s filled with feet."
- "Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years."
More In Graduation
- "It’s all about who’s where on the food chain. When I’m the story editor, I expect my writers to follow my vision. When I’m working for another editor, I’m obliged to follow their vision."― Len Wein
- "Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room. It took me a while to graduate."― Douglas Wilson
- "I was really desperate. I don’t know if you can remember back that far, but when I went to graduate school they didn’t want females in graduate school. They were very open about it. They didn’t mince their words. But then I got in and I got my degree."― Shannon Lucid