"Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of." ― Robert Benchley Topic(s): Funny More From Robert Benchley "It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous." "Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing." "Why don’t you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?" More In Funny "In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first."― George Carlin "And of course Marc Cherry heightens it and makes it hilarious. But there’s so many universal themes in the show, and he made it so funny. We knew he was onto something if he could keep it up and, thankfully, he did."― James Denton "Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke."― Alex Winter