"I know I’m drinking myself to a slow death, but then I’m in no hurry." ― Robert Benchley Topic(s): Death More From Robert Benchley "You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it." "Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other." "Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of." More In Death "I have no fear of death. More important, I don’t fear life."― Steven Seagal "My father’s death, my move, and my frightening and difficult delivery created a tremendous amount of stress, pain, and sadness for me. I was practically devastated beyond recovery."― Brooke Shields "Cursed is the man who dies, but the evil done by him survives."― Abu Bakr